The Bullshit Invention Game

[Ragolution]

This is a pretty simple game I made up a long time ago.
There's only two rules:

You can only add/adjust one thing per post. (Ex. Throw down a Washing machine and weld it to the current thing)

You can't destroy anything unless the idea's unanimously bad.

Alright:

The process of this is that you throw down an item, any item at all, and do something to combine it with the already existing items.

For example;

I put down a chair.

Now there's a chair down.

So John Q. Public says "I weld giant wings to the chair."

Now we have a chair-glider.

Kinda get the gist of it?

When you think a project's complete, anyone can post COMPLETE and we'll move on to the next object.

The person who posts COMPLETE cannot throw down the first item.

[RanmaChan]

Interesting, can I say the first item then?  If so:

Bathtub.

[Ragolution]

Protip: Sets of Items count as one item.

I cut the bathtub in half.

[Khorn]

I walk in and see the bathtub, then you two.

"What are you doing to my bathroom!"



But really, I place a 2ft tall statue of the virgin mary next to the half tub.





*hint hint*

[Bl★ck Star]

I ignite the Statue and place it ontop of one of the halfes from the bathtube.

[Ragolution]

I douse the flaming virgin with grape soda.

[lolKieck]

I put a TV infront of the both halves of the bathtub.

[Bl★ck Star]

I add a little girl with long dark hair into the TV.

[Ragolution]

Complete

Oh god this is horrible.

[Bl★ck Star]

I take some tissues and make a ball out of it.

[Ragolution]

I put down a refridgerator and throw the tissue ball inside.

[lolKieck]

I make a cat fuck up the cables of the refridgerator and take meat out of it.

[Ragolution]

I attach robotic legs to the bottom of the refridgerator.

[Agera]

I attach robotic arms to the refrigerator.

[Killabreu]

I attach chainsaws to the robotic arms.

[Ragolution]

I mount a chair with supporting beams to the back of the refrigerator, one person to sit on it.

[lolKieck]

I put an extremist Mormon on it.

[Ragolution]

I wire in an Artificial Intelligence unit, giving the Refrigerator life but no external senses.
It just sits there.
Its mission is to keep food cold.

[Agera]

I put Gabe Newell inside the refrigerator.

[Tom]

I mount a 3 foot dildo on the top of the fridge and declare its a unicorn/ Narwhal.

[mikeywrenn]

I mass-produce this fridge, selling in under the name of 'iPhone 6G'

[Ragolution]

COMPLETE

[Aresty]

Snakes.
 

[lolKieck]

Egyptian hagglers trying to haggle the snakes.

[Ragolution]

I put the hagglers in wicker baskets.