Author Topic: The corrupt a wish game! (Read 21022 times)

Hideki · « **Reply #1185 on:** 10-08-2010, 02:43 PM »

Granted, in your dream you wished you were a fish, and it was so. When you woke up, it was not.
I wish I was David Hasselhoff.

Mikhail · « **Reply #1186 on:** 10-08-2010, 05:11 PM »

Granted, but then everyone makes fun of you on the upcoming roast on comedy central which drives you into another bout of depression which leads to heavy drinking and in one of your drunken stupors you realize how much your life sucks and you hang yourself from your ceiling fan.

I wish I could hold all these limes.

OrangeReal · « **Reply #1187 on:** 18-08-2010, 09:34 PM »

Granted, but they all burst in flames.

I wish I had an actual Sunrise Suit (Stalker Suit).

22ndSASDEFCON · « **Reply #1188 on:** 19-08-2010, 01:59 PM »

Granted, but the suit is so epic that you blink out of existence

I wish that i can download the Sector 42 map

Silence) · « **Reply #1189 on:** 19-08-2010, 02:02 PM »

Granted but it takes so long that it finishes downloading one minute before you die.

I wish....i had......A.....I.....PIZA

22ndSASDEFCON · « **Reply #1190 on:** 19-08-2010, 02:11 PM »

Granted, but it gets stuck in transit for so long that your teeth fall out from old age that you cant eat it.

I wish i could do anything in the world without anything remotely bad happening to me.

Mikhail · « **Reply #1191 on:** 20-08-2010, 08:40 AM »

granted, but then the moon explodes.

i wish i didn't wake up with a boner every morning

Ace of Hearts · « **Reply #1192 on:** 20-08-2010, 10:27 AM »

Granted, but you are now a woman.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.

Mikhail · « **Reply #1193 on:** 20-08-2010, 01:36 PM »

granted, but you are lactose intolerant and start projectile diarrheaing.

I wish I wasn't a woman.

22ndSASDEFCON · « **Reply #1194 on:** 20-08-2010, 04:14 PM »

Granted, you are now a Hermaphrodite $:-\$

I wish I can meet Harold Saxon

Silence) · « **Reply #1195 on:** 02-09-2010, 07:43 PM »

Granted but you turn out to hate him and strangle each other to death.

I wish...HGN BG will come back to life.

Turkey · « **Reply #1196 on:** 03-09-2010, 04:48 PM »

It does, But only last ten seconds then re-dies.

I wish SRP STALKERS acted like STALKERs

lolKieck · « **Reply #1197 on:** 04-09-2010, 07:39 AM »

Granted, they ask for jobs when you get on. (THEY DO RITE)

I wish Black Star would stop posting gay porn on GVC. Which makes people vomit.

Headcrabs · « **Reply #1198 on:** 04-09-2010, 09:28 AM »

Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC

I wish for this wish to come true.

KillSlim · « **Reply #1199 on:** 04-09-2010, 10:18 PM »

Quote from: Headcrabs on 04-09-2010, 09:28 AM

Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC

I wish for this wish to come true.

But you didn't wish any request to life.

I wish my Urine tasted like chocolate.

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