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Online PistolKid

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IMPR takes over the world
« on: 22-01-2012 »
The IMPR - Independent Mole People's Republic.
We inhabited the underground, and waged war on the surface people. It took hours of preparation - stealing money printers and weapon shipments, until we finally bought our own printers and weapons. Selling food on the street. We stockpiled everything we could. We became rich. Simply, the economy was ours.

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Then, we lashed out. We overtook the government, initiated our own mayor and police force, and began a mass genocide of the surface people.
We then disappeared into the night. We will return once more, and overtake the city again.


IMPR HALL OF FAME
Lord Comrade British -- Our glorious military leader and eventual mayor.

Kropfi -- Our weapons dealer and supply line.
PistolKid -- Head of Agriculture and food, also the main source of financial aid.


Honorable mentions, and Soldiers of the great extermination:
Bob Dole

Frosty
Rarr (Post-disappearance martyr)
« Last Edit: 22-01-2012 by PistolKid »
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Then," said Yossarian, "I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?"

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Re: IMPR takes over the world
« Reply #1 on: 22-01-2012 »
We're so fucking good, Comrade British getting 45 kills lmfao
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Re: IMPR takes over the world
« Reply #2 on: 22-01-2012 »
Ended the server with $94k, and we all had AWPs, M4s and autoshotties.
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Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way."
Then," said Yossarian, "I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?"

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Re: IMPR takes over the world
« Reply #3 on: 22-01-2012 »
holy shit that fugly hud
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Re: IMPR takes over the world
« Reply #4 on: 22-01-2012 »
Quote from: Jake on 22-01-2012
holy shit that fugly hud

and everything else.
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Re: IMPR takes over the world
« Reply #5 on: 22-01-2012 »
WHat is this?...
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Re: IMPR takes over the world
« Reply #6 on: 22-01-2012 »
Quote from: INA7HAN on 22-01-2012
WHat is this?...

dark rp 'three people steal everyone's shit and take over the server' mode
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Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way."
Then," said Yossarian, "I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?"

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Re: IMPR takes over the world
« Reply #7 on: 23-01-2012 »
Tunnel Snakes rule!
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