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Duty; in a nutshell
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Re: New people in Duty; in a nutshell
« Reply #1 on: 13-08-2011 »
DUTY in a nutshell



Cpt. Leonard Maskinsky says "Well, I'm bored."
J-Sgt Vladimir Kuznetsov says "Indeed."
Cpt. Leonard Maskinsky says "Let's go shoot stuff."

Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way."
Then," said Yossarian, "I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?"

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Re: Duty; in a nutshell
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Re: Duty; in a nutshell
« Reply #3 on: 13-08-2011 »
One day ping pong was going around trolling and I heard him say in TS "LOL I am just going to follow behind this duty patrol and act as one of them". So I decided to have alittle bit of fun. I turn around and ask him his name like the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket then he says something pops up in his pants. I then do the holy,jesus. What the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I do /me grabs the object and pulls out a donut. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!! And he goes a Donut sir! You better know how to shoot it well!! Then a stalker walks by and I say TAKE AIM!!! The stalker looks at us like mfw? Then I yell out FIRE! Ping pong squezzes the donut and a stream of jelly hits the stalker in the eye. It was priceless. I wish I would have screenshot it. Ping pong might have.

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Re: Duty; in a nutshell
« Reply #4 on: 14-08-2011 »
One day ping pong was going around trolling and I heard him say in TS "LOL I am just going to follow behind this duty patrol and act as one of them". So I decided to have alittle bit of fun. I turn around and ask him his name like the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket then he says something pops up in his pants. I then do the holy,jesus. What the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I do /me grabs the object and pulls out a donut. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!! And he goes a Donut sir! You better know how to shoot it well!! Then a stalker walks by and I say TAKE AIM!!! The stalker looks at us like mfw? Then I yell out FIRE! Ping pong squezzes the donut and a stream of jelly hits the stalker in the eye. It was priceless. I wish I would have screenshot it. Ping pong might have.


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Re: Duty; in a nutshell
« Reply #5 on: 14-08-2011 »
>The stalker looks at us like mfw?


What face? fuckin idiot.
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